The internet is where dead horses are beaten

Rushed. People in such a hurry. To experience. This. That. Some prime number of instantiations of other. Mostly in order to tell others what they've experienced.

Q: Have you ever been experienced? A: Let me count the ways!

Unconscious knee-like jerk responses.

And yet me too. Me too.

(And what a shame that construct no longer means what it simply used to.)